If I were an Actress......

Hey y'all....
So I know I've been remarkably absent since my last post. This is why I don't make resolutions. Life gets in my way. Anyways, I'm doing well and I promise to update you if anything major happens in my life. Promise promise.
Anywho, my sister-in-law started a new blog and she recently talked about a show called Inside the Actor's Stuido. WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE???????? It is TOTALLY right up my alley. I would have been watching this show all the time!!!! I guess it doesn't really matter, since I know now and I have already programmed my parents' DVR to record it. Should be fun!
But onto my point: If I were on this show [when I'm a famous actress], these would be my answers top the questions at the end.

1. What is your favorite word? Hullabaloo. Isn't it just a great word?
2. What is your least favorite word? Can't. I hate that word so much.
3. What turns you on? Cheesecake.
4. What turns you off? Arrogance.
5. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of a spoon scraping against a plastic bowl. It means somethign yummy is being created, and I will inevitably ask "Whatcha makin'?" in the hopes that I will get some.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Radio static. ICK!
7. What is your favorite curse word? [peers around to make sure no one will think less of her for having one] I personally think that h-e-double hockeysticks is a funny word as an expletive. But if I had a swaering problem, I imagine that I would say the moderate expletive version of "darn it" often. Also, nothing is funnier than hearing your grandma swear. It makes me giggle no matter what she says.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I think if I could go back to school and do it all over again [which I have contemplated], I would like to be a criminal investigator. I'd love to solve puzzles and catch bad guys. But that's my fantasy. In reality, I think I'd make a decent psychologist. I'd like to help people help themselves.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything political. Yelch.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "So......how was the food?" =)

In other news, It's BONES DAY!!!!! I'm slightly obsessed. Tonight's episode is going to be AMAZING!!!! That or it is going to make me severely depressed. Either way, I'm prepared with popcorn and a big bag of peanut M&Ms. Hopefully I'll be floating on Cloud 9 tomorrow, but if I'm not, I trust that one of you will help me out of my depression induced chocolate coma.
Thanks, friends. Enjoy the day. Spring is coming......I hope.....